NEWZ
9/30/07	New Wallpaper
	Added a new wallpaper in the downloads section, Check it out and comment over in the PAD.
9/21/07	Launch P.A.D. BETA
	The croud has asked and the director has answered, click on P.A.D. to check it out and sign up. PAD stands for Personal Attack Depot and is desiged to allow visitors to launch personal attacks at eachother rather than using the soundtrack suggestion form. NOTICE: try to sign up with a unique THE_______ name. Also in your signature make a choice between the republic or the resistance by placing a "I support the ________" in your signature. Obviously, the republic will hold an election for the leader, whereas the resistance will automatically be led by V.
9/12/07	New Video
	The New Video is up! Mikes Hard Lemonade commercial from the drunken genius of the collective actors. Working on a sms link to download the mobile phone versions of both films. For now, enjoy the HD version.
8/8/07	Extra-Extra
	Hot, New extra content. Just added the only known scan of the coveted, "resume according to v." Those of you without jobs and even those with should definitely take a look at this, as you will learn many secrets of the art of resume writing that can only be passed down from teacher to pupil through the prestigious University of Toledo College of Business. I learned many things myself, for example, relevant skills, however relevant they may be, do not require the applicant to possess them. Or, when citing hours in a work week for a specific job, the applicant should only reveal the number of scheduled hours, and not deduct the hours called off on a weekly basis. Surfing the internet during breaks and during time spent called off from work constitutes being a "computer technician." Run-ons are ok. As are fragments. So long as both begin with a capital and end with a period. Glazing hams is an IT resume whopper; it says "I stand apart from the next guy... in the corner, critiquing hams. Of course, if the hiring manager isn’t sold like a restless Sunday morning infomercial shopper, then there’s always the last minute threat of having an eagle scout with a black belt hunting them down day and night who has the ability to build his own lodgings in whatever ends of the earth they run to in order to get away. Intramural sports skills are a plus. In all, If this “resume” didn’t have an Objective, albeit overly vague, I wouldn't know if someone was applying for a job or if I had just received a misaddressed obituary. Of course, if I worked for a newspaper, hiring a programmer, I would immediately assume it was an obituary and have it sent down for printing feeling sorry for the poor bastard who led such a sad, meaningless life. In other news, I have added a means for users to submit song suggestions for the movie soundtrack, so please do.
8/8/07	3...2...1...
	LAUNCH! this rocket finally belongs to the world. I've been grooming and fine tuning it for more than 3 weeks now and finally excited to share it with all of you. Continue to check back frequently because I have a number of new things in the works. Including an email address sign-up, clips of the week, new wallpapers, and much more.
8/5/07	PREMIUM DIESEL
	Back to back weekends, this time 4th place out of thousands, can this kid be stopped? this time the three that beat him all had speed boats, motercycles and rollerblades. Better luck next year. Highlight video coming soon.
7/29/07	CONGRATS DIESEL
	Congratulations goes out to diesel for taking third in his first ever triathalon, other notable finishes were Chuck Norris bringing home the gold and Steven Segal with the silver though the judges were pretty sure he cheated. Your skills earned you not only a glorious plastic trophy, but also the email address: thediesel@therocketsciencemovie.com great job.
7/27/07	WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING
	In the wee hours of the morning, I finally got the first little easter egg of the site up and running, play around a bit to see if you can find it!
7/26/07	NEW SITE!!!
	Test Site .1 beta is up and running, one page at a time. Many Many new things will be coming soon!